#Absolute menaces
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barty and evan have a chart ranking all the places they’ve fucked. regulus’ bedroom is at the top of the list.
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doc vs martyn irl deathmatch for ren's hand at twitchcon rotterdam confirmed
#rendog#docm77#inthelittlewood#hermitcraft#absolute menaces#false gonna be there watching the whole thing halfheartedly telling them to stop lol
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These two together > everything
#joseph quinn#joe quinn#jq#jamie campbell bower#jamie bower#jcb#they were so giddy this entire q&a#if they went to school together they would be every teachers bane of existence#absolute menaces
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Sirius gets Remus jealous on purpose whereas James just kinda stumbles upon things that make Regulus jealous and that’s why when they go out clubbing they are absolute menaces
Like they go out and party and dance with everyone because they’re having fun and it doesn’t mean anything
Cut to remus and regulus attempting to burn down the building
#James and Sirius clubbing edition#absolute menaces#marauders#harry potter#marauders era#james potter#sirius black#hp marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#marauders headcanon#remus lupin#regulus black#moonwater#platonic moonwater#jegulus#wolfstar#jealousy#prongsfoot causing chaos
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I NEED a Jinx, Ekko, and Victor team up this season!
#arcane#arcane season 2#jinx#ekko#victor#science trio#timbomb#victor secretly matches their freak#i feel like they would genuinely like eachother#arcane series#arcane netflix#they would be besties#absolute menaces
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I haven't got much of an update to give you all right now, however I do have an apology gift for you. It's not the best shot since I had to take it at an awkward angle, but it's the only clearish photo I have right now.
I would like you to meet Bug, during one of his rare non bitey moments while we were waiting for his littermate to get checked out. I unfortunately don't have any images of Bunny, his sister, as she is exceptionally anxious and chaotic, but she is just as cute, I assure you. Though I may be biased.
Thank you again for all the patience, support, and understanding. I will update you as soon as anything changes.
Stay safe Darling ones 🖤
#mod speaks#not shown in this photo is just how fucking massive this damn cat is. Easily the same weight as a toddler#He's already broken the second hand cat scratcher I managed to buy he and his sister 😭#and several other things around the house.#Absolute menaces#I love them
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Roxas: Croissants, dropped.
Demyx: Road, works ahead.
Xigbar: BBQ sauce, on my titties.
Axel: Shavacado, fre.
Xemnas:
Xemnas: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I would like to kill you all.
#absolute menaces#axel taught roxas memes what will he do next#kingdom hearts#roxas#demyx#xigbar#axel#xemnas#organization xiii#source: idk#i mean vines? but like#incorrect quotes#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#incorrect kh quotes
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r truth luvr 4 life but the proud laugh finn does cuz he knows damian is gonna rock his shit is just so .. gay ppl r Sick!!!!
#wwe#the judgment day#the judgment day wwe#monday night raw#wwe raw#finn balor#damian priest#tjd#finn balor x damian priest#damian priest x finn balor#raw#absolute menaces#r truth#wanted r truth in tjd so bad#Tbh#but seeing finndamian on the same page again#i can’t even be mad#let finndamian kiss 2023 !#sorry#i love them so much
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Kate Kane and Jason Todd are the exact same flavor of asshole.
I will not explain myself
Have a lil bat, for the soul
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I love the idea of ruoyao having a large age gap but that being the least weird thing about them
The dadson rp? Public sex? Yeah the age gap is fine and dandy
That's the beauty of this ship!
You see this little guy with a man old enough to be his father and you automatically think of how problematic that is, but if you look closer you discover all the other nonsense these two are about!
You have MY generally acting as impulse control bc if you lose sight of WRH for too long someone's gonna get hurt, but you can't focus solely on WRH bc you won't see MY coming from behind you, but you can't confront MY bc he gets stabby under pressure and if you go say something about it to WRH he's only going to praise MY's quick thinking and stab you again bc surely MY had a good reason in the first place. MY will play by the rules for the most part, but WRH will make the rules, and then MY will convince you that it's a good thing actually.
They call each other dad/son while almost humping ther other's leg in public. They will end your entire career if you look at them funny. They are a vicious cycle of enabling the other's good, bad and illegal ideas with one being too scary and the other too scheme-y to ever face any real consequence, and they will do all that in-between making out.
So yeah, the age gap should be the least of your concerns :')
#replies#mdzs#ruoyao#meng yao#wen ruohan#they can really be so chaotic#absolute menaces#my can be the voice of reason most of the time#but the moment someone/something is being more of a pain than it's worth he's unleashing wrh#bc a smile from that boy if the one thing standing between us and wrh's innate disposition for world domination#but you better behave too bc my is too observant and he has very good memory and you have to sleep at some point :)))
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So the period after Tampere. When they contemplated out loud about how much their fictional romance mean to us... Jere went and said "you wanna know about me and Bojan? Well HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT! 😀"
And "also I'm not sure if you heard me the first 5 times so just in case - Bojan really smells like SHIT 🥰"
(with a small serenade intermission of "I really need you come to back to my heart")
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now that ive written soccer boy ! coryo i CANT STOP thinking of soccer boy ! billy…. THEY WOULD BE SOOOO TERRIBLE ON THE FIELD TOGETHER OMFG
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Struck with the sudden urge to ask which lord of hell/just demon in general would jam out the hardest to Bad Romance by Lady Gaga and which one would go absolutely nuts over Hailstorm’s cover of it
Asmodeus listens to both the Lady Gaga version and the Hailstorm version! It just depends on his mood.
#Honestly I can see him and Terzo belting that shit together#Also these two are the worst together#absolute menaces#papa terzo#papa iii#papa emeritus terzo#papa emeritus iii#terzo#asmodeus#the band ghost#ghost bc#ghost the band#ghost oc#the band ghost oc#ghost au#demon oc#the band ghost au#praeteritum au#asks answered#asks are always appreciated#theyre in love#they also cause problems on purpose when together#someone help omega
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quick doodle of tycho and nova before bed
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How would these cuties react to MC inviting them to an amusement park hangout together? (btw Aki is my fave..She is so wifey and so cute ���;w; ♡)
AN AKI ENJOYER!! YAY I'm so happy my girl is gettin some lovin she deserves! (Sorry for my inactivity, I needed a short break) cw: emetophobia(fear of throw up) in Aki's
Minato: He's never been to the amusement park. He'd accept, one because it's you and two because he's curious. I think the crowds of people would definitely overwhelm him and he's pretty much clinging to you. He's also so worries about losing you in the crowd, he needs to be touching you at all times. The rides were fun, but he enjoyed watching you have fun more.
Haruto: Your families would take you two to the amusement park all the time. Afterall, where you go, Haruto needs to follow. He really enjoys the nostalgic factor amusement parks have! He's a very nostalgic lover if you couldn't tell LMAO! Despite this, I think there are other places he would prefer to take you out on a date, but of course whatever you want Haruto also wants and its not like he MINDS the amusement park!
Jun: Jun likes amusement parks. Maybe not her go to place for a date, she'd rather do something relaxing yet fun with you and amusement parks are more thrilling. I think her favorite things in amusement parks would be the yummy food like dippin' dots and funnel cake(I'm hungy now) and the water park sections. Overall I think she'd still be happy and excited to go, she just loves being around you!
Hoshi: HOSHI ADORES AMUSEMENT PARKS!! They are his go to place if he wants to have fun! In his route its actually a place he drags you to the most so you can loosen up. He also prefers it when its dark out so he can see all the pretty lights. He just loves everything about amusement parks, the food, the atmosphere, the rides, everything! Anyways, he'll accept it in a heartbeat!
Habiki: Unlike his younger twin, I don't think Habiki would really be that big of a fan. He doesn't enjoy the atmosphere, its too loud and crowded for him, not that stuff like that makes me nervous, he just finds it annoying LOL! He does enjoy the food though and the water parks aren't all that bad either since it's one of the more calming places. He'll accept the date, but I don't think he could handle it for super long. He'll feel bad afterwards if you're upset with him and steal Hoshi's clown costume, trying to cheer you up, except he's awful at it, but that in itself kind of cheers you up cause he looks so dumb.
Kage: Used to be dragged out on the amusement park trips all the time as a kid, and he hated it. They enjoyed seeing you happy though. They still don't really like amusement parks, too many crowds of people and its so loud(The only loud thing he likes is his music) It's a bit better at night though, the lights are kind of soothing to him surprisingly. I think it'll take some convincing for him to go, but he'll go on the conditions that you go sometime later in the day.
Kei: Kei accepts. He doesn't really have any thoughts on the amusement park though. He's not a super huge fan of the atmosphere, unless it's dark out, much like Hoshi he likes the pretty lights and thinks your look stunning with the lights shining on you. He feels more positive about the rides, like he thinks they're mostly okay to fun. He enjoys seeing your reactions to the rides more though. He's REALLY good at winning those prize games, by the end on the night you have as many prizes as you want, he'll makes sure to get every prize in the amusement park if that's what you want(Even if they belong to someone/ hj) The food is pretty good and he loves learning about your favorites, he'll even learn to make them for you. Overall, he's indifferent to amusement parks, he just likes seeing you happy.
Yani: Has never been to an amusement park before. They're REALLY excited to go! Of course going with you only boosts the excitement! Doesn't ACTUALLY get scared of the heights or the idea of a ride malfunctioning, but they'll pretend they are just so they could hold and squeeze you tightly, and you'll give them comfort. Really enjoys the amusement park! The rides were super fun and the food was pretty good, of course going with you to the amusement park for her first time makes it a favorite of hers. Enjoys the games but is REALLY bad at them LMAO, if there's something you want he'll just steal it for you and threatens the person if they try to get it back or something. Will end up getting urges to go to the amusement park at 3am but ofc its closed, but she won't stop bothering you so you always have to promise to go tomorrow. What have you done?
Aki: Also used to go to the amusement park with you and Jun often(Jun used to beg to stay home when he was younger though, despite wanting to see you, Jun really hated amusements parks, they've grown on her significantly). She always really enjoyed the thrill of the rides. Makes it a tradition to always ride the largest rollercoasters. Also always LOVES getting food with you, but you'll either have to wait to eat till after you're done all the rides or you'll have to do something less extreme, Aki is prone to throwing up after eating and then going on a ride. She's also one of those people that pass out on the slingshot, finds it so funny afterwards though.
#💝-minevn#visual novel#yandere vn#🎤-asks#🐠-Minato#📙-Haruto#🎀-Jun#🍽️-Hoshi#🎻-Habiki#👤-Kage#💻-Kei#💕-Yani#🐍-Aki#Haruto and Aki are some nostalgic lovers#Sorry I wrote so much for Kei#idk whats wrong with me LMAO#Kei and Yani stealing from people is so funny to me for some reason#absolute menaces
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